Yes, literally, literally. I, in fact, write every day about something I learned just that day.
Today, though, I learned that literally now means “figuratively.” Apparently, if enough people misuse a word for enough time it literally changes the meaning of the word. Literally.
Are you confused now about when I might punch you in the throat? Will I punch youi n the throat at all? It’s okay. I’m confused, too. Literally. You know – the way The Oatmeal defines it.